If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

    Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

    Give unto me.

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  2. oh-godno:



    a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

    one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

    years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

    he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”


    I DONT GET IT????

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  3. orima-kazooie:


    I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.

    Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought

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  4. stacksbreadup:

    This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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  7. Wood lovin










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  8. evabadon:

    "when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

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  9. tacodwell:

    I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

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  10. karstaags-kooky-kastle:

    No, friendship is NOT about “supporting your friends even when you know they’re wrong.”

    That’s not friendship. That’s being an enabler. That’s being an accomplice.

    Friendship is loving someone enough to tell them to stop being a goddamn idiot before they ruin their lives.

    (Source: the-death-of-beely-ridondo, via cokeanut)

  11. diarycrux:

    "I find it funny how all these girls are watching the World Cup but don’t know a single position other than goalie lol"

    that’s funny because your girl told me you don’t know a single position other than missionary so sit the fuck down and shut your dipshit mouth

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  12. Koi Fish. Symbol of courage, aspiration, and advancement. 

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  13. eccecorinna:





    Lavoisier is having none of your shit.

    Heeeey so fun fact: the woman in that painting is Lavoisier’s wife, Marie-Anne Pierrette Paulze, who not only acted as Lavoisier’s lab assistant but also translated English and Latin texts into French so he could read them. But she didn’t just translate, she pointed out errors in the chemistry in some of the texts. Her observations of these errors convinced Lavoisier to study combustion, which led to his discovery of oxygen. She was also critical to the publication of Lavoisier’s Elementary Treatise on Chemistry in 1789. She kept strict records of every experiment they conducted together and drew detailed diagrams of all their equipment. She also threw amazing parties and invited all the brightest minds in science so her husband could pick their brains. After Lavoisier was guillotined she secured all of his notebooks and equipment for posterity.


    Also, a side note: My historian husband-to-be pointed some things out to me about this painting. Notice that Madame Lavoisier is looking at the viewer, and all the light is on her, while Lavoisier himself is physically smaller than her, in shadow, and looking up to her in reverence. This isn’t a candid photograph- all of these choices are deliberate. The painting isn’t of Lavoisier- Madame Lavoisier is meant to be the central subject. 

    I can just imagine Lavoisier telling all his colleagues that his wife is really the one with all the clever ideas, and them patting him on the back and telling him he’s sweet for saying so.

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    Rebloggin’ for the fantastic commentary and the edit :)

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